A good one. I am back. 46 min ago No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. On video games. By Ben Lee. The World's Largest Maths Problem Has Been Solved, And It. The Longest Long Words List | Merriam-Webster It'll be covered in chicken feathers, and shaped like a chicken. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. HA! I'm tired. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". 'a' being the shortest side, 'b' being the middle side and 'c' being the longest side of a right angled triangle. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. HOW ARE YOU DOING? Now I can think. Such proofs often use computational proof methods and may be considered non-surveyable . But, what would be the fun in that? The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. I bet you couldn't tell. Or maybe I'll go make a frozen pizza. You would have to have several characteristics that I possess. Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. Long sentences - Plain English Campaign Or maybe not. is it the word be found in the 17th, and 18th letters? Would it be called DIS? Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. I'll add that to the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK. Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. Otherwise, I guess you're stuck with me. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. www.flaming-chickens.com! Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. ON TO THE CONPIRACY OF THE DAY! You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. And now, back to our featured presentation. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. You say it didn't let you out? You don't know who Squirell is? And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. I was almost completly covered in (fake) bloodit was sticky toward the end. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). And they pushed my toes together. Now I have a purpose in life! That must be it. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. I confirmed that the Union was Northern and Free, and that the Confederacy was Southern and Slave. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. It doesn't. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? No? Waithowhow can I BE logic? (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. I hate irony. AhhhI see your confusion! Outside your body. I'm back. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. There is a world where you are a faerie. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Like a muffin. Try it. It's so completly garbled, it's funny. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them. Why, you ask? 4 min ago I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. I'm back. I can't remember what. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. I'm like the little engine that could. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! You must be caught in a time warp. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. What's that. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? Maybe fact check before coming up with such blatant lies. | 0.47 KB, Python | I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. HOLY WAX! What a good idea! And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. Are you surprised? MEOW!MEOW!MEOW! Sometimes I just do this, you know? Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. I's can get to my site again! It must have cost a fortune to feednot to mention the mess. Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? Are you ready? I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. CAT CHOW!!! 11. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! But, the wings were'nt really special. Do you care? I have no problem with Lit. And he knew so many stories that sometimes he stopped the story-teller and finished the story himself. You don't belong here. Why else would they invest all that money to show commercials in their own store? Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. "a pokemon game. theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. Python | I now officially have proof that someone has been here! His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. Bye! There are now longer sentences in English writing. RANDOM PERSON: You don't say? I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. I feel special. So am I. Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. 'Ah the power of cheese!' Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Maybe I should just give up. This has been a weird day. But wait! i'll copy and paste this to my site. They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. | 13.63 KB, JSON | But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Is it possible to make less sense? "Purified" water. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. they were special wings. Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. Fire is my frienduntil it burns me. It does all my Math for me. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. Pretty cool, huh? Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! Ooooothats a great idea! But, you should know that, since you like reading. Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. In other news, I participated in the Second Battle of the Asparagus Wars and chronicled them here. She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) - reddit I can clone myself and form and angry mob? Does it even matter? RANDOM PERSON: Uh-huh, that's nice. I see. Stay tuned to hear my thoughts on tanning, and an evil card game, and who knows what elseOkay I'm back. I think. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. There is a world where you were never born. And still frustrated. Gambling is so much fun! She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! The first part of the trip was fairly easy. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. If you're following along, and not completly confused, you'll realize that it is better to be a pessimist than an optomist. Today I will be mercifully brief. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. But that is irrelevant. maybe the longest text ever. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! SEEYA! Are you tired. 6 sentences that literally make no sense but are still correct Air pressure. You seeknowledge is good. there were lots of fireworks. An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. Maybe you're lost. I finnaly get some free time to rant and rave and all my topics just magically melted away. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! OR, maybe it's the writing. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Mark Virtue's Sentence You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Here is the sum total of my group's work. So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. Needless to say, I felt right at home. I just can't work up the energy to be outraged. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. Number One: I could have cured cancer. My answer is simple. There ARE aliens. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. As long as I'm happy, right. Now, wasn't that entertainment. *reader starts inching towards freedom* I better goI think that I may have a problem brewing. I'm back. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! It's pathetic. HOW, I ask you!? I'm going. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. I don't want to be in this messI'm going to bed. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. i broke the world record. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. Untill such time that I have more. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! If they're anything like my sister, I'm movin' to Canada. What does it sound like? I may NEVER shut up. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. Advertisement. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) And I only took the quiz once, too. What's that? So I at least have an excuse for not doing that. I think I'll get my little sister to be the test piolet. Yeaha topic would be good. I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. And now, for the million-dollar question: How many calories are there in a single serving of Mustard? What is the alternative, you ask? Emma Taggart is a Contributing Writer at My Modern Met. This sentence is the longest. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. So, we packed everthing up. Why can't I? Confusing, huh? dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? Now, I'm sure you've at least heard of subliminal messages , right? Because I do. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! Then I do my homework. Did you really think I'd give you guys my ADDRESS? i felt sorry for my dad. Although I tell you she can't possibly be normal, since she hangs out with me. (may the moose be with you) And now I am back. Longest Sentence - Pastebin.com Would it vary? WE got it at Wal-mart. This is chaos. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. These cookies do not store any personal information. I learned this from my calculator. I'm pretty sure that the "smelly yellow ball" that he started throwing was his own feces (poo). It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. The end is not here. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! But studying the way that Faulkner wrote when he turned to the subjects he knew best provides an object lesson on how powerful a literary resource intimacy can be. Next to the Really Big Button, of course. You cannot DEFEAT me! When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. Have you ever had the evil pop-up that says that if you click here, it'll get rid off all the annoying pop-ups? I'm back! WHAT!? The movie ends with him in a coma. It would sneeze, then start it's eight-hour-long death hum.
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